Ah, 70s men’s fashion.
That piece of wood could be thicker.
Read the copy for a good guffaw.
Is that Thrush header muffler a phallic symbol? (Yes.) Is that the Grim Reapress? (I don’t know.) And is the Donny Osmond doppelgänger wearing a flame-retardant drag racing suit or some terrible ’70s outfit? (I don’t know.)
She’s holding a phallic symbol, two oranges, and a carton of white fluid. Any questions?
It’s a Dicknic!
Sometimes, a wine sack is a sack.
Let me squeeze it for you, babe.
Texas International airlines is no longer around.
Where there’s smoke, there’s penis.
1954. Lipstick by Freud.
Well, just the tip.
You may sniff my pipe, doll.
O My GOD.
Related: here are 13 modern phallic ads.